05/25/2024 Black Dog Tavern

Let me tell you a story, folks, that’ll give you a better idea of how weird I am.

Step back with me to January of 2000 and my 12-year old self. I was rummaging through a clothing rack at a thrift store, when I came across an old, faded red T-shirt with a large black dog on the front and my birth year on the back.

I’m not sure why, but I took to liking the symbol on the shirt. So much so, that I started wearing it every day that I could. If I wasn’t in a school uniform, I was wearing it.

My small town took to associating me with that shirt and its symbol. If I wore something else in my teenage years (and it did happen on occasion), folks would be concerned. It became a part of my persona.

Yes, all of us became invested in the idea of me wearing one particular T-shirt for several years. Roll with it.

I was about 15 when I learned that the Black Dog was a tavern on Martha’s Vineyard Island. I began a letter correspondence with the family that owned the Tavern and its company, telling them all about how this one shirt made it to Louisiana and became so integral to my public life. They were intrigued, or at least amused, by my antics.

It managed to survive until I was about 19, when the shoulder seams ripped. I had to retire the shirt, and I wouldn’t find another one for a couple years.

Nowadays, I own several, and my friends and family all own at least one.

Fast forward 26 years, and look at the weirdo who has finally made it to the Tavern that gave him so much of his social persona.

Will update soon! Been a busy weekend!

Stay safe out there folks.

-JB Swift

05/24/2024 In the Air

I might be a millennial, but sometimes I forget about certain aspects of modern technology.

We’ve been on this plane for nearly two hours, and I just remembered that the thing has its own Wi-Fi. It’s almost comforting to know that I will forget this upon returning home only to be pleasantly surprised about it when I have to take a plane anywhere, the next time.

If at all possible, I always sit just behind a wing.

With that, I have indeed begun traveling to Martha’s Vineyard Island! After meeting up with my buddy in Texas and navigating the airport, we’ve boarded our flight and are hurtling across the sky to a place I never thought I would go to.

I’ve been playing too much Fallout to relax about that formation, but it’s still a gorgeous view.

The Island has been a bucket-list item, but it’s wayyy out of my price range. Thankfully, one of the guys has social connections.

After tearing through a book the first half of the flight (expect a short essay on Battlestar Calactica soon!), I thought to take advantage of the quiet to write and worried if I could save any of my drafts. Then, the Wi-Fi reminder struck.

So, it’s a mad dash to type while I can use this feature!

Stay safe out there, folks. I’ll be sure to upload photos of the trip.

-JB Swift

05/23/2024 Travel Mishaps

I’m heading North!

That isn’t exactly difficult; I live in Louisiana. Nearly everywhere in the Continental US is north of my home.

Even though I’m going through the stress of a grievance process, my friends and I had arranged a get-together trip several months ago. It’d do me good to spend some time with folks I’ve known since childhood and haven’t seen in one place for a decade. So, we agreed to go to Nantucket Sound and spend a weekend on Martha’s Vineyard Island.

It might be strange to read, but there‘s a lot of significance with that destination and me. I’ll write about it sometime.

It’s my first trip away from my family in nearly ten years. Now that was a pull on the heartstrings, but I got to tell them goodbye before I left my home for the airport.

And it just wouldn’t be me if there wasn’t a crisis, so of course, I missed my flight!

I should be watching the dawn from my seat on the plane, but here we are.

My alarm never went off because I forgot to take Sleep Mode off, which was set to my ‘usual’ alarm. Thankfully, my wife woke me up and I went scrambling out the door and hurtled down the highway to the airport. Only to miss my plane by two minutes. I got rebooked for the next flight in a few hours, so I’ll be piddling around the building and taking advantage of the mishap to write.

Gotta make the most of what’s available. At least there’s coffee and comfortable chairs. Yes, I’m avoiding the very-comfy-looking couches. The naps would take me unawares.

Soon, I’ll be in Dallas and meeting up with one old friend for the day, and then we’ll be heading to Massachusetts and connecting with the two already up that way.

… I might tell Cameron that we’re camping at our terminal tonight. Just in case.

Stay safe out there, folks.

-JB Swift

05/22/2024 Carport Kitten

We’ve been adopted by an idiot.

When you live out in rural areas, you have to expect critters to show up on your property. I wasn’t expecting a stray kitten to walk up and decide ‘this carport will do’, but I came home to find two bowls set out and a starved moron climbing the screen of my door.

Sigh. Maybe he’ll survive long enough to help keep other critters away.

After a couple of days, he’s put on weight and took to staying under the carport, so we made a makeshift den for him.

Meet Baka, everyone. Yes, the name is appropriate. I watched him attempt to pounce a bird and the bird pecked the hell out of him before he ran back to his box.

Stay safe out there, folks.

-JB Swift

05/21/2024 Writing Progress

I told myself to have a quiet day to myself and focus on my writing. With the grievance process underway, any time spent worrying over it would just add on to a depression that I really don’t need.

So, I took my own advice and managed nearly 3,000 words in one morning, plus getting to expand on a character who, in the first draft, was barely a background set piece. Now, she’s fully realized and so much fun to write.

An overly helpful but woefully unobservant Southern Belle? Absolutely. Also a blue octopus alien?

*cackle*

I’m working on weaving comedic moments into my storytelling, which looks effortless to some but is a ton of work for me. I’m never sure if my jokes will land, but I think we can all chuckle at the idea of a way too helpful Southern Lady cephalopod. With this section nearly finished, I’m at the halfway point for this rewrite.

Stay safe out there, folks!

-JB Swift

05/20/2024 The Pains of a Rewrite

Just a short post, but I thought all of you would enjoy this.

This short story is showing its age. Not in being dated, but revealing just how confident I was when I first got back into writing.

It’s painful to look at. Here, so you can join me in my pain.

I really thought I could write a Cockney accent.

It’ll be rewritten and given proper attention. But for the moment, it’s just… eugh.

Stay safe out there, folks. Don’t write like this.

-JB Swift

05/19/2024 A Quiet Writing Sunday of Flipping Tables

It’s going to be one of those Sundays where I have to remind myself that finding solutions to old problems does not mean that I have to scrap an entire project. But it may involve a moment or two of consternation and the flipping of tables.

Metaphorical tables, I should clarify. I have several physical ones at hand, but I’d get scolded by my family.

I was looking over my story notes for Peregrine and readying the next chapter when I couldn’t help but notice: I was missing a connection in the plot. This is my attempt at writing one of the old-school, large-setting, multi-person point of view stories; I needed to make sure that each disparate element tied into the overall story arc. For the most part, I’ve done so and enjoyed crafting all of the necessary parts to make the story whole, up until I noticed two holes in the outline.

I knew Points A to Z, except for C and G.

I mulled it over and over, considering each option and character and discarding them as they came. I already had so many people in the story, but they each had a job to do already. I decided to take on a light physical chore (my doctor would kill me if I did anything over-the-top while letting pulled muscles recover) and let my mind wander.

That, of course, did the trick: the connections didn’t exist yet. Those plot points relied on levers that didn’t have their fulcrums in place. The thing that would move the story forward and make people make their tough decisions needed to make the difficult choice itself to inform those whose personal power could make even greater decisions.

I needed another protagonist: a Nobody.

From my limited education in creative writing, a Nobody Protagonist is a character you use when you want an ‘everyman’ to have an effect on the story. They’re nothing special, but their decisions and actions can alter the course of histories. They’re my favorite kind of protagonist, in fact. They’re an element that all of you and I can relate to, can understand, and even root for, while the Big Damn Heroes are showing up and kicking down the door.

And I never thought to include one in this story.

Flipping metaphorical tables ensues.

So, I need to go through the outline and see where and how to shoehorn this (placecard) person will fit. I also have to create this individual and give them the bits of information they need in their background. Who are they? Where will they be that makes them make their decisions? When will they be put in the inevitable position of making history? Why are they where they will be? What is going to drive them to step away from their ‘nothing’ existence? How are they going to be one of the fulcrums in this story?

That’s my job to figure out and though it reads like I’m complaining, I know I’m going to love every second of the process. It’ll be like meeting an old friend for the first time. Just roll with it, you’ll understand what I mean eventually.

Since I’m going to have to take a step back and craft a whole person into mental existence, I think I’ll keep whittling away at the short story rewrite. There’s a concern that it still wouldn’t be accepted as its own premise would call for additional stories (you don’t write about just one Tall Tale even if it’s a retelling), but there’s always a chance of publishing it through a company as a standalone story within a series. What I’d love to do is to write individual short stories for each and then write a whole novel with all of them involved.

Yes, I have ideas for several Tall Tales in that sci-fi setting. Johhny Appleseed is probably one of my favorites, though it has a bittersweet ending.

But before that, I have to get this story accepted. By thunder, William the Pecostian will lasso a black hole.

If you want to know how, either hope it gets published or buy it when I break down and go to some place like Amazon.

I have some 2,000 words to get through today, so it’s off to the same keyboard I’m in front of, right now!

Stay safe out there, folks.

-JB Swift

Building the Raptor Fleet Series

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(This is a Test Posting to see if I’m doing this correctly)

The Raptor Fleet series is my attempt to ‘step back’ in storytelling methods and concepts, recapturing the epic moments of larger-than-life settings, whether it was centered around a settlement or aboard a war cruiser during a battle.

This means, of course, that I’ve had to take the time and build the settings, adding history, scientific advances, and especially people.

-Why is the human interstellar government called ‘The Empyrean Imperia’?
-What is the Empyrean Imperia modeled after, and what was added in?
-Who was Dilip Varma, and why are the Emperors/Empresses called ‘Second’ or ‘Fifth’ of the Varma Line?
-What happened to Old Earth, and why is the Throne set in Addis Adaba?

These questions, as well as Chapter Drafts, will be answered/available for subscribers.

05/18/2024 Adapting to Unknown Routine

Sarah and I used to make the joke that if she were ever offered a job whose salary could cover our household, I’d become a house-spouse that very instant. I’ve said this before at the office, mostly because it made the older men stare in confusion.

Welp, I now have the abundance of time that comes from being at home. I have to admit that this is very odd for me, but I’m game to learn what I can do.

I also have the caveat that my chest muscles are still recovering, so I have weight-lifting restrictions. That will drive me crazy, eventually, but for now I’m piddling around the house and learning what all I can do.

So, what can I do?

Gonna wander around and find out, so it’ll be an adventure for today!

Pray for my family; they’ve never had me around this much.

Stay safe out there, folks.

-JB Swift

05/17/2024 Got His Bed Back

Indiana got his dog bed back!

Penelope was mad that there was a kitten living in the carport and showed her displeasure by peeing on the bed. I’m reinvesting in those old “Don’t Pee Here” sprays.

But it just wouldn’t be the Swift Ranch if the animals weren’t a little weird.

…yup, that tracks.

Stay safe out there, folks. Gotta put a cold compress on my side, so it’ll be a quiet night.

-JB Swift