06/03/2024 House-Spousing, Writing Sprints, Book Choices

My family is slightly confused with me being around so much.

Though they’re also happy with the fact that the chores normally taking two or three nights to finish (because of sheer exhaustion) has been done during the morning, with the rest of the day being spent actually being around. For the first time in 15 years.

I bet $5 that they all start begging for me to find odd jobs soon. Han asked me quite bluntly, “Dad, don’t you have any writing to do?” when I dropped off the second set of folded clothes.

I did take her advice and made it through thirty minutes of writing before I was called away to help with the household. With over 700 words, I felt pretty good about myself and my craft. Right up until I realized how much I was putting into the story.

It’s looking like novella-range is going to be hit quite easily, and I’m wondering if I will be able to sell it, or if I’ll need to figure out how to either pare it down immensely or add to it until it’s at the minimum word count for novel-length.

I mean… I’d try it.

While trying to figure out what to do with that, I’m looking through my collection of sci-fi books to read over. I’ve one I’ve read before (but it’s been a minute) and one that I can’t remember buying.

I keep finding books in my storage building!

I’ve read “Ender’s Game” before, but that was… 20 years ago? Maybe more? It’s a bit of a blur to recall. “Rendezvous with Rama” by Arhur C. Clarke looks like it’s supposed to be in my collection, but I really don’t remember buying it, or it being loaned/gifted to me. I’m not sure which one to look over and give a review, so if you’ve made it this far, leave a comment on which one you’d like me to talk about!

I might attempt another writing sprint this evening, but the part I’m getting to will be action-intensive, so I’ll want to make sure I handle it correctly. Most likely it’ll be an evening of resume building (yay…) and Fallout.

Meanwhile, the Carport Kitten named Baka is trying to destroy my shoes.

The Chucks are NOT scratching posts!

Stay safe out there, folks!

-JB Swift

06/02/2024 Story Length Troubles

When my last short story submission was rejected, I thought to take it in stride and see what to do with the document. It had a good premise and could have been part of a collection. I’d even hoped to write up a full-length novel that would incorporate several storylines.

The American Tall Tales are too much fun to focus on just one, after all.

But this story needed to be rewritten. It was old; it had several problems and dialogue issues and felt way too fast-paced. So, I took notes from beta readers and tried again.

It’s turning out to be a good story! But there’s a problem:

Magazines don’t accept short stories over 20,000 words, and this one is currently over 13,000. I have a sinking suspicion that when finished, it’ll be around the 25K-30K range…

That’s a novella. Novellas don’t really sell and are rarely even given a read-through before rejection.

What to do?

For the moment, I’m just going to finish the rewrite and see how it looks. If I can pare it down to submission requirements, I’ll be golden. If not, I’ll have to think of something else.

While I am complaining, I’m complaining about a good thing, folks. Something to keep in mind.

We’ll see how it turns out! Stay safe out there.

-JB Swift

06/01/2024 Speedy Saturday Posting

Today’s going to be spent mostly away from the desk. Now that the rest of the family is aware that I’m back in town, the calls for help have been coming in.

I’m off to help transport a dog to training school and all the errands that have sat on the backburner while I was rambling about up north.

Stay safe out there, folks! Sunday looks to be more relaxed. Let’s hope.

-JB Swift

05/31/2024 Classic Book Reviewing: Battlestar Galactica

Well, it took a few weeks (in truth, a couple of flights and waiting in airport terminals), but I’ve finished one of the best science fiction classics I have on my bookshelf.

“Battlestar Galactica”, published in 1978, written by Glen A. Larson and Robert Thurston.

I got a lot of stares while reading this at the airport.

Before I dive into the book, I want to preface this essay by saying that I never saw the first TV show adaptation; it was before my time. But I did watch the more recent version, and I’ve been a dedicated fan of Katee Sackhoff ever since.

Quick Sidenote: She was Kimberly, the Pink Ranger, in the 2015 short film “Power/Ranger”. Check it out when you can, but it’s a dark retelling.

I’ve had this book in my collection for years and years, but this is the first time I’ve made it beyond Chapter 2. Leisurely reading is difficult for adults, it turns out. While I knew to expect the book to be different from the show (and maybe both shows; I need to find the older one and go through it, sometime) I wasn’t expecting the story-crafting to be instructional for my writing and still entertaining for this sci-fi nerd, all these years and retellings later.

I’ll talk about the Cylons, but there’s something that I want to look over beforehand.

The biggest difference between the book and the show is, of course, the Ovions. Not mentioned in the show (to my knowledge, at least, but I admit that it’s been a minute since I watched it) and taking me completely by surprise, Larson portrays an alien species that, in my opinion, carries two traits that are both predictable and disturbing.

We always expect an alien species to have some resemblance to insects. They’re a diverse chunk of Life and occupy an entire Class of biological classification. Don’t pay attention to me flipping through old science textbooks and trying to recall biology lessons. We rarely see an insectoid alien species that holds to the same vices or virtues as humanity, such as ambition or servility.

Weird take, but it disturbs me that an insectoid queen would be subservient to a cyborg species. It’s a cool idea.

The Cylons themselves were fascinating for more than just their strangeness. Like the Ovions, the humanizing of the Imperious Leader was expected, but his awareness and disgust of it caught my attention. Larson portrayed the Cylons as truly monstrous, yes, but that he included our own desire to see ourselves in a totally non-human species, and thus relate to them on some level, and then showed the rejection of that desire… now that struck a chord.

The show ended with the survivors finding Earth, but the book showed that the remnant of humanity was merely starting their journey. It left me with so many questions for which the show tried to provide answers. I’m not sure I’ve ever accepted those answers, and reading the book is bringing them back to the forefront.

If you’re a sci-fi nerd and haven’t gone through the classics, I recommend doing so and having this book in your itinerary.

Stay safe out there, folks.

-JB Swift

05/30/2024 Job Searching, Writing, and Carport Cats

After 15 years of a career, I’ve discovered that job searching today is both uplifting and challenging.

I’m happy to see so many companies stating they’re for inclusivity and celebrating individual differences, but so few are open to a middle-aged man with no college degree. It’s made for a vexing morning.

But I did manage to carve out more writing time, with 1,300 words in a one-hour sprint! Progress is progressing.

The evening is looking to be busy with chores and much-needed family time, so here’s a photo of the carport cat:

.8 seconds before he attacked my hand.

Stay safe out there, folks.

-JB Swift

05/29/2024 A Personal Odyssey’s End

Call me Ulysses.

Always wanted to parody “Moby Dick” somehow, and I saw the opportunity. I make no apologies.

On Monday, I said goodbye to two of my closest friends at the port in Woods Hole, Massachusetts, and watched them begin their long drive back to Maryland and Virginia. Cameron and I had a bit of a journey for us, beginning with a bus back to Boston Logan Airport and an eventual flight to Dallas, Texas. From there, I was going to stay one more night before getting onto the Tuesday flight that would have had me at home before 6PM.

Unfortunately, like Ulysses, my journey home would be rife with complications, detours, and small adventures along the way.

From Boston, we had a four-hour flight to Dallas, but that was expected and planned for. I even managed to carve out small bits of time to write along the way. There were hints made that weather was worsening south of us, but neither of us could find out via modern tech; services were starting to go down.

At one point, we couldn’t get directions for our newly assigned terminal and had to walk. I admit that I took a great personal joy in using a device I’ve carried for years: the compass my wife got me as her wedding gift.

Meant to guide me home, and it certainly helped along the way.

But we did find our new terminal, and our plane did arrive. There was a struggle to find space for everyone aboard, but we settled in for the four hours in the air. On our approach to DFW, however, the captain’s voice sounded through the intercom.

“Ladies and gentlemen, there is a thunderstorm hovering over the airport, and we can’t land.”

We attempted to wait it out, circling the city for over an hour, but the storm would not relent. Faced with a growing fuel crisis, the captain explained to us that we would head to Oklahoma City for refueling and, with luck, attempt another landing.

But this storm in Dallas proved to be a monster of its own, growing and growing until it held hurricane-force winds and launched hailstones across the sky. Seven other planes had been sent to our new destination before us, and all were needing fuel. We had trouble finding space to land at the airport, and it was another hour before our tires struck the pavement.

There, we sat. Our plane waited for fuel, and we waited for news.

For six hours.

It was well after 11PM when the captain told us that we had to deplane. Cameron and I struggled with the other passengers to exit the plane, and we were left in Oklahoma City in the middle of the night. We were told that another flight would make the attempt for Dallas tomorrow afternoon. My next flight, the final leg of the journey home, was scheduled to depart twenty minutes after we would land, if we were land on time.

Instead, we scrambled over to the only car rental agency still open, and I snagged us a car for the near-four-hour drive. It was midnight when we had keys. It was 4AM when we arrived at Cameron’s home. We had, by this point, been awake for 24 hours. We traded off small shifts of driving so we could rest, but not sleep.

Once we made it to his home, I promptly fell upon the mattress set aside for me and slept for five hours.

I had to wake up no later than that, as the car was due for Return before 11:30 at the airport. I took a few minutes to go over my bags, change into fresh clothes, and say farewell to my friend, whom I’ve not seen in nearly eight years previously. It was a heartwarming and tearful farewell, and we promised to make an effort to get together again, much sooner.

Upon arriving at the Dallas/Fort Worth Airport, I was making ready to wait the five hours before my flight. I ate, I had coffee, and I checked the flight news.

My Gate was changed four times, then my flight was delayed twice. I kept my family updated, but promised everyone that I would be home ‘soon’.

Then my flight, scheduled to have me home after 11PM, was cancelled an hour before it was supposed to land. I had been listening to other travelers throughout the airport as they explained that they were stranded from multiple flight cancellations and were finding out what they could do.

I could think of only one solution: Driving through the storms that plagued the skies over me.

I had to go through three rental agencies, all without vehicles, before I found one that had an available car. At one point, someone suggested I hire a driver for the journey, but my instincts (and common sense) warned me away from a potential kidnapping. Once I had keys in hand, I started heading east, right as the evening traffic started to dwindle. The thunderstorm raged overhead and before me as I ambled onto the highway, braving the streets of Dallas and its inhabitant drivers.

I had set out from Dallas at nearly 6PM on Tuesday. It was midnight before I finally saw my mailbox and turned into the driveway of my home. My wife was on a business trip, my children staying with grandparents, all awaiting news from me.

I was too tired to call anyone. I sat down in the comfort of my own home and fell asleep.

Today, I’m getting back into my routines and readying for my part of the grievance procedures to get my job back. My family was overjoyed when I called them this morning, happy to know that I was home and safe.

The look of a former traveler ironically exhausted by traveling in his middle years.

The struggle to make it home was more than I had ever expected, but the trip itself was everything I had hoped for, and I did make it home close to my originally planned time. I wasn’t gone for 20 years like Ulysses, thankfully, but I can enjoy the humor in the comparison.

I’m finally home. I’m going to rest for a bit and figure out what my routine is going to be while I wait for news of my grievance procedure.

Stay safe out there, folks. Be safe on your travels.

-JB Swift

05/27/2024 The Journey Home

Folks, it’s been a weekend of seeing childhood friends, far-flung from anyone else or anywhere I’ve ever been.

But it’s time to leave this Island and begin the journey home.

Look at these nerds!

A morning of board games, bus rides, and eventually a plane back to the Southern lands.

Stay safe out there, folks. I’ll update as we go.

-JB Swift