05/22/2023 Gaming Scheduling

This post is dedicated to the RPG players.

It’s about time I took a look at the Campaign Calendar and let folks know what is going to be available in the coming month!

We have the SWRPG Main Arc Session happening this Saturday night (05/27)!
-Arc 3 “War Diaries”, Adventure 2 “Cry Havoc”
We have the upcoming v3.5 D&D Dungeon, First Session TBA (working on a date that’ll accommodate everyone’s schedules)
We have two Solo Sessions coming up, also once I figure out everyone’s availability.
-Votosh
-Zino

I will be on a family vacation during a Main Arc session weekend, so while I like to say I will be available, I don’t think I’ll be able to escape the two kids and the two nieces.

We’ll see how the rest of the sessions unfold!

Stay safe out there, readers!

-JB Swift

05/21/2023 Word from the Writer’s Front!

I have a bad habit of rewriting unfinished chapters, when I spot something I have a problem with.

This morning, I took a look at what I had written over the past two days, and spotted so many story errors that…well, I got annoyed.

Opened a new Word document and started over.

Three hours later and…the chapter’s finished?

14 pages, nearly 5,000 words. In three hours.

My brain hurts, but I need to know how I did that and what I need to do it again.

With that, I’m off to enjoy my Sunday and fix Han’s guitar.

Stay safe out there, readers.

-JB Swift

05/19/2023 Son’s Graduation, Attempts at Writing

My son had a graduation ceremony today!

He’s made it through Pre-K and is on his way to Kindergarten.

It took some doing, and I’m going to pay for it later, but I managed to get through all 12 miles and some 1500-odd pieces of mail, and was able to attend the event.

I won’t have my children growing up to be adults and remembering that I was never there for their big moments, no matter how exhausted I am at the end of the day.

And exhausted, I am, readers. Tomorrow’s just going to be worse.

Along with that, writing progress! I am making headway into a chapter that was requested out of order, but the readers were very excited about that one, only from reading two lines of dialogue.

When you get that kind of enthusiasm, you can’t not write it out for them.

Stay safe out there, readers. Gonna write until I fall asleep.

-JB Swift

05/18/2023 One Tired Kung Fu Student

During the stretching period of class, Jow-Gow David (Black Sash student) saw me struggling to reach my feet and smiled.

“How many miles was it today?” he asked.

“15,” I murmured, “and May’s heat is starting to hit.”

Being physically exhausted is no excuse for this stubborn middle-aged man, however. I apparently have set an example for some of the younger students and they keep looking to me to check if they’re trying hard enough.

Can’t have the kids seeing me not put in the effort to learn and better myself. Even if I want to whimper and take a nap.

Behold, the grumpy mailman donning his role as grumpy Kung Fu student.

Today was a review day, at least. It’s a good way to see if the muscle memory is still working. According to Sifu, I’ve made tremendous progress if I can move through the forms at my level of exhaustion.

“Your technique is sound,” Sifu said, “and you’re proving that you actually know what to do. We’ll work on making your strikes stronger.”

By that, he meant my Leopard Strikes.

Finally got the wrist movement down, but now the thumb wanders if I’m not paying attention.

When you spend all day holding between 100-130 letters gripped between your fingers, you end up with a hella strong grip strength, but holding this kind of strike becomes way more tiring than you’d ever expect.

Gung Lik, Bung Bo, Daw Ghong, Yee Lo Jow Qu (not sure if that one’s spelled right), plus weapon forms.

After the third round of practicing those, I’m all but falling over.

Then I realize that Han and the other younger students are watching, so I try to keep my stances correct and show how the movements are done.

Never expected to be a role model, but here I am, so now I have to look like I know what I’m doing. And who knows, I might even just get it right.

Stay safe out there, readers. I’m going to get to bed before I pass out in the chair again.

-JB Swift

05/16/23 Writing Sprints before Vet Opening

It’s a day off, readers!

I have so much housework to catch up on…

But at the moment, I need to stay in town after dropping the kids off at school. The vet opens soon, and the dogs need their medications. What to do when you have to wait to do a chore?

You have a writing sprint!

Let’s see if I can get this fifth rewrite of Chapter 1 underway!

Stay safe out there, readers!

-JB Swift

PS~ The 25-minute sprint turned into a 45-minute sprint. With 764 words down, I’m off to a good start on this rewrite.

05/15/23 Outrun the Storm

“Dad,” Han said as she climbed into Sarah’s car and buckled up, “can you outrun the storm?”
We had just finished a family dinner at my mother’s home, letting the kids spend time with their Uncle before he heads back to Tennessee. A sudden thunderstorm had rolled in right as we were readying to leave, and the 7yr old knows that of the two cars in the family, mine is the older and riskier to drive in rough weather.

She may have been right to worry.

“Kid, what our name?” I asked.
She smiled at the routine question. “We’re Swifts.”
“That’s right,” I told her. “When we need to, we can outrun the weather.”

Gotta admit, that was a worrisome drive. Louisiana has an odd quirk with its storm: you can literally see the storm front coming, as the rain falls in a curtain towards you. But my old 4Runner and I made it home, in time to go around the property and see to our myriad animals.

As much as I like to use my evenings for writing, I’ll have to push that to tomorrow. The power might go out and it’s a good opportunity to actually relax and read for a change.

Hello, old friend.

Been a long time since I’ve sat down with a David Weber story. They’re both comforting and make me envious; this was published back when you can drop a 400-page book full of world-building.

Stay safe out there, readers.

-JB Swift

05/14/2023 Too Damn Busy, Even for Sleep

It’s been a rather hectic time, readers. Even the past week was jam-packed with crisis after crisis, coupled with the exhaustion brought on by working 10-11 hours days.

But I’m taking a few moments this Sunday, after wishing a Happy Mother’s Day to every mom around me, to write up a brief report.

First and foremost, to those readers I have here that are mothers: my heart goes out to you. You are appreciated and loved, folks.

The past week started off the best way a crisis-leaden should: with two new tires.

My wife’s career is travel-heavy, but the distances are mostly within the state, or maybe just over the border occasionally. Instead of putting miles on the Pilot, which we need for family travel or as a backup, we got a used car meant for work-travel. While I do my best to keep up on its maintenance, I’m afraid I hadn’t looked at the tires in a few weeks.

…there was tread there, like only a month ago…

…yeah, in hindsight that was a bad idea. Sometimes, it doesn’t occur to me just how much travel that little car goes through. But we got two new tires installed, and I’m lining up the next two to come in soon, so I don’t have to worry about that problem for a while. That way, any new problem can get its proper amount of attention. We like to be thoughtful around here.

Along with that, I’ve had the wonderful distraction of a new riding mower! You might be saying that something to handle another chore should be a distraction I would want to avoid, but the riding mower had been updated enough to zoom across the yard, and we have four acres out here.

The redneck in me will always win out, eventually. That mower can drift, folks.

Work had its own crisis, but a beneficial one, at least. We held the NALC Food Drive this week, which if you’re on a city route in the United States, you might have noticed via a brown paper bag in your mailbox. They were for postal customers to fill with canned/dry goods so us letter carriers could collect and deliver to the local food banks.

That is a really good cause to get behind, and I’m proud to do it, but damn does it involve a lot of legwork. On a 12-mile walking route, extra legwork is…disliked, to put it mildly.

Some 500lb of food, just from my route.

We had a family crisis as well! My son was hit with croup in the middle of the night a couple days ago, and we discovered that croup can still infect children all the way up to six years old, so it’s not just a baby worry. Neither of the kids had croup as babies, so we didn’t know what we were looking at.

We just had our 4yr old son suddenly unable to breathe at 1AM. Understandably, we panicked. I put him in the Pilot and we hit 90mph on the highway to the hospital. He was treated and the croup was knocked out, but we had to stay and monitor him the rest of the night. By the time Saturday (05/13) rolled around, I was clocking in for work on less than two hours of sleep, and I had to collect all of those bags.

The week ended on a high note, as it was also a Main Arc session! As it was also the first session to have a bunch of players attending (adulting sucks, sometimes, but I’m not begrudging them for that), I gave them my full attention and as good a story as I possibly could. They enjoyed the session, and learned plenty of things that will affect their choices in the next session.

Finally, writing! I’ve been hard at work with my sci-fi novel, as well as writing up the next Sidewinder Stories chapter (expect that one ‘soon’) but I’ve been hitting a snag on the sci-fi. I’ve written that first chapter four different times, trying to see what was wrong. Now that I’m on the fifth rewrite, I’ve realized the possible problem: point-of-view.

The sci-fi chapter was originally written from the POV of Mahima Varma, the Empress of the United Stars Empire. The most powerful woman in the Empire, and one perspective I’ve enjoyed writing from, but for the first chapter, she knows too much about what’s going on. That’s not good for the readers to get their world-building details from, so I’ve decided to try a different POV: Ishim Valwa, the Empress’ aide and confidante. His perspective is an interesting one, as I can relay information about interstellar colonization and its drawbacks (Ishim is a human, but is considered an outsider from Imperial society and called a ‘Lost Soul’), as well as show the audience what Mahima Varma is like outside of Imperial trappings. Along with that, a key note I’ve been working on is the ‘space elevator’ idea. It has significance for the Varma dynasty, and will be important in later stories, but I’ve had to work on different locations to write it into.

The best one I’ve found is also the most difficult: Mount Kenya.

This is because for that story, the home of the Empire is in the African continent. Our species started in Ethiopia, so that’s where the Empire’s home is. But a space elevator needs to be at the equator, and Mount Kenya is the best location that is also closest to where the Empire would be based at.

It’s also an actual holy mountain, so I’m reluctant to put a giant facility in it. I’ve written two different versions for that part of the story, but with this fifth rewrite, I think I’ve figured out the best approach. I’ll have to see what the beta readers say about it.

With that, it’s time I got to my chores and visited my mother with flowers. Happy Mother’s Day, folks.

Stay safe out there, readers!

-JB Swift

PS~ For everyone who sat through this whole spiel, a cat picture!

Penelope sleeps the contented sleep of the fat cat on the dog bed.