This may be surprising to everyone, considering the amount of stress it puts on my shoulders, but I’m very proud of being a United States Postman.
If management could stop throwing their authority club around for five minutes, they’d be surprised at how well I do my job. But alas, some people shouldn’t be in power and it shows.
That aside, I’ve been collecting US Mail memorabilia over the past few years. They’ve been small things, really. Clothes, mostly. But a Postmaster caught wind of this and showed me something that, she believed, would be a welcome addition to my collection. Also, a way to clear up some clutter in her office.
And she was right on both counts!
I have no idea where to put this thing, but it’s going up on a wall somewhere, by thunder.
Stay safe out there, readers!
-JB Swift
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