It’s a day off!
I have so much work to do!
I’m being told by my wife and children to use the day to relax, but how can I do that when I have a floor to sweep and a story to write?!
I must house-spouse!
Also, Old Man Casey!

I think he’s in agreement with the family about resting.
Stay safe out there, readers! There’s a floor that needs sweeping!
-JB Swift