Somehow, I’ve managed to convince this woman that I was interesting enough to keep me around for seven years. I’m not sure how I did this, really. I’ve been around me for nearly 40 years and I can barely stand myself on some days.

I’m taking a moment to show off this brilliant and beautiful woman because after all, gestures at photo.
Happy Anniversary, Sarah. I’m grateful for the seven years and look forward to the next seven, up until these kids are teenagers and realize we’re just two goofy people wandering around the house in robes and bemoaning the slow coffee pot, instead of superheroes and wizards.
Stay safe out there, readers.
-JB Swift