When we’re out delivering the mail, we have a notation we make on the route paperwork “Animal Interference”. This is normally reserved for the any stray dogs that make us unable to deliver a certain part of the route, or in my case, a stray hawk wanting to eat part of my satchel.
That’s a tale for a different time, but I sent this to my Postmaster, citing “Animal Interference”.
The Postmaster responded with “They’re behind a fence, so you should be safe.”
Sir, I don’t think that fence is going to stop those dinosaurs. But I managed to get through the day without being eaten. It was a near thing, though.
Stay safe out there, readers.
-JB Swift
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