08/23 “Weather Warnings”

…cackles in US Postman…

Excuse me while I drive an overgrown hamster cage into the flood zones to bring people their letters and parcels.

Just gonna accept that I’ll have wet socks all day. Don’t tell the 6yr old, or she’ll realize her dad is not, in fact, an American Tall Tale.

Y’all be safe, readers, because I sure won’t be.

-JB Swift

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Author: Jacob Swift

Swift is a US Postman, writer, RPG player, husband, and father, based in a small town in Louisiana. After ten years of not seeking publication, he’s decided to try again. In the meantime, he works a manual labor job and cares for his family. This blog site is a spot for him to put his notes and thoughts down, as well as brag about his family’s accomplishments.

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