08/23 “Weather Warnings”

cackles in US Postman…

Excuse me while I drive an overgrown hamster cage into the flood zones to bring people their letters and parcels.

Just gonna accept that I’ll have wet socks all day. Don’t tell the 6yr old, or she’ll realize her dad is not, in fact, an American Tall Tale.

Y’all be safe, readers, because I sure won’t be.

-JB Swift