My 5yr has been getting up between 4-5AM and wants to talk to me. This means I’m being woken up a couple hours before my usual alarm.
We have a 45-minute drive to town after my son is dropped off, so she usually naps in the car while I, in my sleep-deprived state, am scowling at the highway traffic.
Little did she know that she got some of her smartassery from her father, who likes to plan ahead.

She was wide awake for morning drop-off today!
*cackle*