Long shifts, Writing updates, and Daughters’ practice

I think the word for this week is going to be “ambitious”. I would not be surprised if by Saturday, I’ll be in bed and unconscious before the sun has fully set.

But I can’t say I didn’t see it coming or didn’t accept that it’d be a hectic week. It’s Spring Break week, and that means fewer coworkers (so more work for me and everyone else unable to get the week off) as well as time off for the kids from school. Just yesterday, I pulled a 12-hour shift and somehow stayed awake long enough to prep a quick meal for the next shift.

This doesn’t mean I can’t put in the effort needed to make the week worthwhile. For myself, I still need to get the next chapters for the Sidewinder story written and posted (Chapter 5 went up yesterday, so go read!) before Saturday. That’s my personal challenge.

But it’s also a big week for Hannah! The 5yr old is testing for her first sash (white) in Kung Fu this week! She’s been practicing, but like any perfectionist, she’s not sure if she’s ready. She is; she just doesn’t accept it for herself yet. Hopefully, she’ll remember what I’ve been telling her since she’s started trying out new hobbies: we don’t ask for her to be perfect, just that she puts in the effort and try her best.

With that, break time is over and it’s back to sorting mail and thinking over plots. Enjoy the day, readers.

-JB Swift

PS~ Just realized that while the chapter was uploaded (correctly, this time!) and is available for reading, it didn’t send out a notice that it had done so. So if you’re looking for it, here’s a link:

https://swiftscorner.wordpress.com/sidewinder-adv-1-chp-5/

Sidewinder Stories Updates!

I’ve gotten requests for the next chapters to be uploaded sooner than I normally would (normally would remember to, I’ll be honest), so I’ve uploaded Chapter 4 and I’ve scheduled Chapter 5 to go up in the morning of 4/18.

I’ll leave Chapter 4 here for reading. Fair warning: It needs an editor, and I’m terrible at that part of the writing trade. One day, I’ll get an editor.

And one day I’ll be a published writer. While we’re dreaming here.

Enjoy!

Happy Easter from the Swifts!

In Louisiana tradition, we started the morning being swarmed by the mosquitoes and scrambling to find the eggs (sorry, it’s a favorite pun) that were scattered through the front yard.

Find the eggs, children! Dad doesn’t want to forget and mow over them in a few days!

It’s hopefully going to be an easy day, Holy Day of Obligation notwithstanding. There’ll be a family visit, food and possibly another Easter egg hunt with the next generation of kids. Or it’ll be us first-generation kids having our own Easter egg hunt, done with hunting beers in the bushes.

I don’t think I’ll be doing any writing today, though I did get a request to get the next chapter of the Sidewinder story uploaded soonest. Beyond that, I hope all of you have a happy Easter holiday (or a regular Sunday gathering/non-Christian holiday for those non-practicing/practicing) and enjoy the day!

-JB Swift

Star Wars RPG Adventure 1, Chapter 3 is up!

I have GOT to figure out a better title for these posts.

It’s taken me a while, but I’ve finally managed to get the chapter posted. There were a few problems with getting it in the right order (I still have no idea what I’m doing) but I think everything is now fixed and ready for reading.

Of course, now that I’ve said that, I would not be surprised if I go back to it in a few hours and I find it looking strange. Such is my life and the Internet. Enjoy!

Avoiding Writing Work with a What-If (Part 1)

The kids are abed, the evening chores are done, and I have no responsibilities for the next 6 hours. I could use this opportunity to continue plucking away at the game story, or to clean up the outline on the science fiction novel idea, but I know myself. I’m doing my best to ignore the exhaustion from the day job and will, most likely, fall asleep typing at my desk. I’ll be nudged awake by my wife to get myself to bed.

So, with that in mind, I’m accepting that I won’t get any real work done tonight. I’m going to play with a “What-If” scenario! Me being a Star Wars nerd, it’ll be Star Wars themed, of course.

I’ve had a “What If?” question in the back of my mind for over a decade now, and I’ve pondered on the possible outcomes. It’s an Expanded Universe (Legends) scenario, so if you haven’t gotten into that universe, I apologize for seeming confusing. I haven’t explored Disney’s canon yet, and while I applaud them giving Star Wars screentime and interesting stories, I’m more comfortable in the books of my childhood.

“What If Thrawns’ Clone Survived?”

For context: Grand Admiral Thrawn was killed in 9ABY at the “Battle of Bilbringi”, by a knife wound given by his bodyguard Rukh. 10 years later, Luke Skywalker and Mara Jade find out that Thrawn had set up a singular cloning tank, on a far-off planet called Niruan, with his own clone inside, set to decant ten years after his death. In the story, the clone was killed when Skywalker and Jade destroyed the tanks’ generator to help them escape a flood chamber.

For this scenario, let’s say that the clone had awakened three days before Skywalker and Jade entered the chamber. Upon decanting, the clone was startled to find himself alive and full of memories, but without the mental context to sort them. He was alone, in a deep cavern, and confused.

His movement upon de-canting provoked the guardian programming built into the chamber. A face appeared in a hologram, declaring “Who disturbs the sleep of Syndic Mitth’raw’nuruodo?” The face stared at the clone, waiting.

The clone took a deep breath, calming his thoughts, when a memory that was not his own struck. That was a coded question, he knew, and he had the answer without realizing it.

“Syndic Mitth’raw’nuruodo has awakened and no longer needs your stewardship.” The hologram faded away and several gears whir in the background, as traps and security measures were disabled. The computer system in one corner flickered as it came to life, beckoning the clone to it. He saw that the screen had a pending message for him. He pressed the key to begin playing it.

He found himself facing another hologram: deceased Grand Admiral Thrawn, standing with his back straight and hands clasped behind him, looking down at the clone. “If this message was activated, it is because I was killed ten years prior, and my clone is now alive.”

The hologram turned and faced the clone, almost as if the program were sentient, or that Thrawn would know where his clone would prefer to stand. “You are my replacement, my backup plan. You are going to continue my work. I trust you will make yourself ready.” The hologram gestures out, taking in the entire cavern. The clone looked around to realize that it had the makings of a modest apartment, furniture wrapped in storage cloth and set to the side. “You will find everything you need here to make yourself comfortable, and you will learn everything you can about the last ten years. You flash-learning was expertly programmed, but you may need time for everything to settle. You will take this time.”

The clone frowned, thinking about the memories floating about in his consciousness. Yes, it was there, but Thrawn was correct that it needed time to firm in his mind. “Are you an interactive interface or simply a recording?” the clone asked, slightly disturbed that his voice perfectly matched the hologram.

“This is a limited interface,” Thrawn said. “A program of Chiss design. We programmed the flash-learning you were given into a hologram, so we would be able to expect your questions and give reasonable answers. What is it that you want to know?”

“You said I was created to continue your work,” the clone said. He tapped the side of his head, realizing for the first time that his hair could reach the small of his back. Ten years of clone growth, he supposed. “I do not know what that work is, yet.”

The hologram gave a bitter smile. “My work was the safety of our people,” he said. “I took on the task of ensuring the safety and well-being of the galaxy, however those concepts should be brought about.”

“How will I continue that work?” the clone asked. “That seems to be a monumental task.”

(And here it was that I fell asleep at my desk, woke up to wander to bed, and have now woken up for the day-off, so we’ll finish this section.)

“You will continue my work,” Thrawn said, still smiling, “by at first, learning. The knowledge is already there, but you have the time, for now, to fully accept it. I suggest you get started.”

The lights in the cavern brightened until the chamber was fully lit, and the clone could see a small refresher station set in an alcove. Sighing, he went over to it and made himself look presentable, though he left his hair at shoulder-length, deigning to wait for a droid or properly trained work to handle that.

“Very good,” Thrawn said from the computer station. “Once you’ve established your quarters, you will begin the queued programs I have waiting for you. I suspect that the last ten years have been harrowing for the galaxy, so we should get started soonest.”

The clone nodded at this and, with the assistance of housekeeping droids hidden away in their own niches, set up his quarters. It was a couple hours before his new home was ready, and the cooker had a meal prepared for him. With his needs met, he went to the computer and began reading up on the history of the galaxy.

Postal Living: Adapting with Rubber Bands

*cackling with mad-scientist-MacGyver glee*

Finally, I can get this thing to stay in place long enough to get a charge. The cord snapped a while back, and it’s an older model, so battery life isn’t something to boast about. But there are rubber bands aplenty, so it’s an easy fix.

It’s the little victories throughout the day.

There go another pair of postal shoes

I know. I’m rough on footwear. It happens after 12 mile walks, 6 days a week, for a dozen years.

Hopefully they’ll last the rest of the day until I can stop somewhere for a basic replacement pair. I have to admit, though, that these lasted the longest of any pair I’ve owned (8 months) so I’ll be remembering the brand for if I can find them again.

And with the break over, it’s time to walk the mail out. Take care, readers.

-JB Swift

The End of the Postal Chucks

*Sigh*

It looks like my “postal chucks”, my backup shoes for when I wear my heavier rain gear (including goulashes) have finally worn themselves out beyond practicality. On a day with heavy rain promised, too. There’s an annoyance for you.

So, today is going to suck. I’ll get home, drenched and tired, wanting a shower and bed. Tomorrow will hopefully brighten up, if not in the weather than in my disposition, as I have a second pair awaiting use.

Off to face the day.

-JB Swift

Postal Life: How Fast Can the Middle-aged Mailman Walk?

They say it’s a good thing to give yourself fresh challenges as you get older. Personally, I thought getting through my 20s while staying marginally sane (and marginal is optimistic) was an accomplishment, but there will always be something new on the horizon to attempt.

Such as getting my walking route done in under 7 hours when it averages out to about 10.

The reason is simple: My family needs me. The kids need to be picked up and there isn’t a bus route from their schools to our home in the country. When we go down the list of who can handle that task, I’m the last one for obvious reasons. But I will never let it be said that I don’t put my family first before everything. If my wife and children need me, I’ll be there.

This’ll mean walking (not running, that’s a safety concern in the Post Office) an average of 15-18 minute miles. Possible? Yes. Most likely to make my legs cramp while I sleep tonight? Also yes.

There might not be any route pictures, for those of you who’ve liked my small moments of photography. But if I spot something worth noting, I’ll do my best.