How the postman knows it’s springtime

That, readers, is an active bee hive. It’s been there for as long as I’ve been on this route. It’s how I know springtime has really started and the reason I put up my hair under my hat before I end the day (it being my final house).

It’s also how I teach new postal workers to be aware of their surroundings. Yes, I stood in the middle of a swarm to get this photo. Bees don’t bother me as much as wasps.

Postal-ception

I am a postal worker. It’s my primary career while I work on my writing and, when the fancy takes me, learning a new trade skill. You’d think that when I’m off-duty, I’d avoid everything to do with the USPS.

But you’d be wrong, in a depressing but hilarious way.

Always back into your parking spot, people!

That is a computer game called “Lake”. It’s a postal worker simulator, and my God, it is so relaxing. I’m tempted to stream it while playing and go over points about delivery and the postal process during (I have some complaints about what the carrier does, but then again, I’m a Union man and she’s a computer character so I don’t know if I should defend her career) but really, I just like to drive around this tiny town with easy and simple routes.

It’s very calming, and I wonder if I have a problem.

Distracted myself from writing, so have a route cat photo!

I did have a plan. I was going to write after work and when everyone else was abed. I had notes from the day-job that I really wanted to explore and implement. Unfortunately, I was distracted by a project I had previously obsessed over and my nighttime writing window is closing. I need to get to bed.

As contrition, take a look at some of the cats on my route! They like talking to the mailman.

Enjoy!

-JB Swift